My blog stats tell me we had a visitor who found us when he searched 'anal big fuck'. Thanks to Bearshare (what the what?) for pointing them in our direction.
I am an A5 antidote to the shit you get in your eyes when you buy a women's magazine.
I am inverted commas.
I am glossier than the glossiest glossy.
I am Champagne for your brain, high heels for your mind and smoky bacon for your eyes.
I am not for silly bitches on a diet, I don't care how you feel about that sentence, I want to make you laugh out loud but never ever write LOL.
I want to kiss you in the ear. I want to rub your cuticles, I like your face.
1 comments:
geesh....what were YOU writing about?? sounds like something I'd like to read! bwahahaha!!
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