silly pigeon

I just saw a pigeon get popped by a car

it was super surprising

Feathers and bloody lumps went everywhere


it went proper POP, like when a car goes over a juice box
 

  hardly anyone else noticed.

I stopped and put my hand on my mouth and I looked around for some shared response

but nobody else saw except a guy who was on his phone

and he looked at me and did a shocked face and I agreed at him and we shared the moment.

Then a bunch of boys from marketing (educated guess based on prevalence of scarves in group). Shouted 'earmuffs' at my earmuffs.

Bang. Done.

That wasn't supposed to be a poem, but I copied and pasted it from a chat so it might look like one.
Lazy.