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We just went on the most scenic weekend of our lives so far, we drove out to molten lava and walked over it in Nike Air Max (brap). Then we camped between a forest and the sea where the waves crashed higher than the cliff. Then we drove up the tallest mountain in the world, which was well spinny (altitude sickness = wetty specs). We watched the sunset, ate pork n beans out of a can and got good and stoned. I nearly fell off the edge of the world.

On the way down the mountain we stopped at the visitor's centre. There was no moon out and no clouds so we could see every single star that is visible to the human eye. We also saw Jupiter and its four moons and some space dust and stuff. It was really something.

The next day we went and looked at whales but they were being pretty coy, we just saw them spouting clouds out of their heads. We also saw a hammer head shark (a fin) and some dolphins (several fins) darting about. Then we got good and drunk.

It was scenic as hell.

My camera arrived yesterday (we salute you Alan Kemp), just in time for duck gutting and a tropical storm barbecue. So instead of spectacular scenery, whales, views that would make you puke, starry skies and Hawaiian musicians, I have 45 pictures of a cat up a tree.

See.