I've changed

I don't smoke (occasionally)
I floss
I'm chubby(er) especially around the middle, try not to stare
I like driving
I wear a (Snoopy) watch
I am 1 quarter vegetarian
I have a beautiful (light/fast/cool) computer
I can spell 'Nacho'
I say 'Awesome' a lot
I say 'bucks' even when I mean pounds
I don't want to brick Steve Bliss
I want a puppy
A PUPPY
I know beyond a doubt that fun is where your friends are
I have a handful of new friends who bring the fun in fine style
I like people
I'm not addicted to 'Zuma'
I don't have a phone
I live with my parents
(and my HUSBAND)
I've gone off cheese

But

I still like going on boats.