Tory Chic

Seriously though, look at these clowns. I hate them on contact, I hate their faces and everything they say and I want them jeered off the stage... That is, until they do their number and it's all Lady Fois Gras, then I'm all O.M.G., that wuz well good. (I get a Britain's Got Talent twang on Saturdays).

 Tory Chic is IT right now

for the executive waiting to happen.

Meanwhile, elsewhere on the internet, in pops Sue. Sue's offering an ephemeral handshake in the form of a PR introduction, riding high on the blazer tails.


I get loads of PR people waving at my inbox. Who can forget the Cheese People of yesteryear?  I can't tell you why I double clicked, the subject line simply said  PR Introduction - fashion samples, which would never normally blow my hair back. Maybe I was chronically bored, or maybe it was Tory chic calling out to me, trying to get me to turn right. I even went so far as to download the attached PDF. Sue had me at the socks. How do you get 100 colours on a sock?

"One particular piece I thought might interest you is our new Boating Jacket ready for Henley – however we have a great range of clothing and accessories from over a hundred coloured socks to cricket sweaters and watches with colourful watchstraps."

Why would she think a Boating Jacket ready for Henley might interest me? Does she know me?
Has she seen my wedding pictures? How does she know I love boats? Well Sue, now that you mention it, it seems I am interested in a Boating Jacket ready for Henley:

He is so ready for Henley

 The fun doesn't stop there though. I have a whole PDF's worth of this solid gold (solid blue).

I thought he was holding a baguette

Earning executive stripes

"I sold the NHS in this blazer, mworr haw haw"

and childhood obesity

Be a pushy twat on the underground

Seriously, this photo shoot happened.

Yikes.